May 11. 2009 by admin.

Ugh, the sex talk… OK, it went a little something like like this.

Mom: Yuh a have sex?
Me: Umm… no! (obviously lying) Why you ask me that? Do we really have to talk about this now?
Mom: YES!!! Yuh know weh name ‘condom’? …Yuh hab all kinna gyal a call-call mi phone. Yuh nuh muss a tink bout it. Yuh a use protection fi yuh likkle buddy? (she giggles uncontrollably)
Me: (totally grossed out by the convo & trying to defend the length of my manhood) …Yeah I know what condoms are, and I use ‘em.
Mom: See it deh! Yuh too lie likkle bwoi! How yuh a use condom, but claim seh yuh nah haav sex?
Me: (caught in the act) Umm…
Mom: Well mek I tell yuh seh, you is only 13. Try nuh badda breed nuhbady likkle gyal! …Ah whoa! Mi nah tek care a nuhbady pickney. Mi haav mi own!
Me: Okay, can I go now?
Mom: No! And nuh badda staat drink rum an smoke ganja. Yuh buddy cyan ‘tan up straight if yuh drink tuh much rum! Mi nuh waan NO rum head aar NO weed smokah inna mi yaad. Yuh hear mi?
Me: Yeah Ma. Can I go now?
Mom: Yes, but mi nuh done talk to you yet bout dis. Yuh love tink seh yuh a big man tuh much. Now guh wash di plate dem an clean up mi kitchen! Mi want it spic & span. Unnu damn pickney too nassy man…

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May 11. 2009 by admin.

Going forward with this month’s sex theme, we’ve decided to hit you off with the products you can use to enhance your sex life. If you think it’s already at a 10, SEX is one aspect of life where it’s okay to be an over-achiever. I don’t know about you, but I do! Check in every day this week as we bring you the vices that’ll blow your sex life through the roof!

VIAGRA- the pill that was once associated with Grumpy Old Men (who couldn’t get it up) is now being used more frequently by younger dudes who aspire to transform themselves into human Energizer bunnies. Used as a temporary fix to cure erectile dysfunction (ED)- this pill pumps blood into your Magic Stick so that you can keep it going and going and going… Stamina is one thing, but being able to keep it brick is another. Aside from the CRAZY side effects which include headaches, upset stomach and abnormal vision (WTF???)- some dudes enjoy taking a walk on the wild side (especially when it comes to impressing the next jump off!) Not to say that I wouldn’t try it, but like any other drug out there- it can become addictive. Something about it is so predictable, so planned, so limited to 4 hours of pleasure and did I mention those side effects…? If, and only if ED becomes an issue in my life (which I don’t predict in my immediate future…thank God for youth!) is when I’d pop that pill. Smashin’ is natural and should be spontaneous, but for the dudes that like poppin’ that blue pill- all I’m sayin’ is don’t O.D.!

DRE.B.EZ

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May 11. 2009 by admin.

“Your attitude determines your altitude.”

                                            - Mother of Jasmine from MTV’s “Taking the Stage”

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May 11. 2009 by admin.

Now last week I put our BKB’z on to the need for control. There are many easy ways to excercise and practice to ensure maximum pleasure and stamina in the bedroom. You BKG’z out there who are looking for something new to spring on ya man- get into this! No it’s not some crazy new position or some kind of contraption that straps on and vibrates.  There are actually some very simple pelvic muscle routines that you can do everyday. Kegel exercises increases you (and your partner’s) pleasure during intercourse and are beneficial to women regardless of age.

There are several benefits for a woman to exercise her vagina:

This will…

• …make it easier for you to reach orgasm.
• …make your orgasms stronger/better as the muscles you’re exercising are the same as used during orgasm.
• …make you more sensitive- you’ll feel more. When squeezing you’ll feel your partner much better inside. It will heighten your sexual satisfaction.
• …prevent prolapse and incontinence.
• …make childbirth easier and your muscles will regain more quickly after the birth.

For your boyfriend, it will be a tremendous difference. You will get tighter. You can pull and squeeze your partner. You’ll have better sexual self-confidence. You’ll know that your present/future boyfriend/husband/lover won’t be disappointed. Men prefer women with a strong vagina.  It’s more important that our lover have a strong vagina than a perfect body. In some cultures women exercise their vaginal strength in order to help them keep their future/present husband.

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